TERMS OF SERVICE
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing our website, signing up for our newsletter, or purchasing any of our laugh-worthy products, you agree to these terms. If you don’t agree, that’s okay—we’ll just assume you’re a robot without a sense of humor.
By accessing our website, signing up for our newsletter, or purchasing any of our laugh-worthy products, you agree to these terms. If you don’t agree, that’s okay—we’ll just assume you’re a robot without a sense of humor.
2. Our Services
The Comedic Effect offers:
- A funny newsletter packed with jokes, puns, and ridiculous insights.
- Comedic merchandise, like t-shirts and other laugh-inducing apparel.
- Digital and non-digital products designed purely to entertain. We don’t guarantee you’ll laugh, but we do guarantee we tried our best to make you.
The Comedic Effect offers:
- A funny newsletter packed with jokes, puns, and ridiculous insights.
- Comedic merchandise, like t-shirts and other laugh-inducing apparel.
- Digital and non-digital products designed purely to entertain. We don’t guarantee you’ll laugh, but we do guarantee we tried our best to make you.
3. Your Responsibility
While we aim to make your day brighter, here’s what you’re responsible for:
- Laugh Responsibly: Don’t read our jokes while operating heavy machinery.
- Sense of Humor Required: If you don’t find something funny, remember comedy is subjective. Please no angry emails—unless they’re funny.
- Respect the Community: No trolling, hate speech, or shaming someone for their terrible dad jokes.
While we aim to make your day brighter, here’s what you’re responsible for:
- Laugh Responsibly: Don’t read our jokes while operating heavy machinery.
- Sense of Humor Required: If you don’t find something funny, remember comedy is subjective. Please no angry emails—unless they’re funny.
- Respect the Community: No trolling, hate speech, or shaming someone for their terrible dad jokes.
4. Purchases & Refunds
- No Refunds for Laughs: Once you’ve consumed a joke, we can’t take it back. If you’ve purchased a physical product that isn’t up to your comedic standards, refunds or exchanges are handled on a case-by-case basis.
- Merchandise Use: Wearing our funny shirts in serious meetings is entirely at your own risk.
- No Refunds for Laughs: Once you’ve consumed a joke, we can’t take it back. If you’ve purchased a physical product that isn’t up to your comedic standards, refunds or exchanges are handled on a case-by-case basis.
- Merchandise Use: Wearing our funny shirts in serious meetings is entirely at your own risk.
5. Intellectual Property
All jokes, designs, and content on The Comedic Effect are owned by us. Don’t steal them, or we’ll send you a cease-and-desist letter written entirely in bad puns.
All jokes, designs, and content on The Comedic Effect are owned by us. Don’t steal them, or we’ll send you a cease-and-desist letter written entirely in bad puns.
6. Limitation of Liability
We’re not responsible for:
- Milk coming out of your nose from laughing too hard.
- Awkward looks you get from laughing out loud in public while reading our newsletter.
- Any accidental joke theft you might commit after wearing our shirts.
We’re not responsible for:
- Milk coming out of your nose from laughing too hard.
- Awkward looks you get from laughing out loud in public while reading our newsletter.
- Any accidental joke theft you might commit after wearing our shirts.
7. Changes to These Terms
We may update these terms occasionally, but don’t worry—we’ll always keep the fun intact. If anything changes drastically, we’ll try to let you know with a joke (and maybe a flowchart).
We may update these terms occasionally, but don’t worry—we’ll always keep the fun intact. If anything changes drastically, we’ll try to let you know with a joke (and maybe a flowchart).
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